What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.