What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.