What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume