What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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How do you make a redditor impatient?

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.