How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.