Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
They throw a boat at it.
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
By the vote of the Erectional College...
Abraham Lincoln.
Hide it in a science book.
Republicans have them thrown out.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
A hundred dollar bill.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Because the floors Argon.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
