How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!