How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.