How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

President Jokes More President Jokes

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy