Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Lupus
The difference is what people you hate
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Dracula.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
There's only one Bender in Futurama
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
Oil of Ole'