Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers