How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.