What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!