Goddamn right.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
The turn signals.
When there's a stamp on it.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
One Direction.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Heinz-enburg.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
I'll be Bach.
