What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino