How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!