Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
He got *nailed*.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
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He didn't knead any more dough.
Gristle While You Work!