How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.