How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"