How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...