How many girls does it take to change a...

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .