How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.