How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!