How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -