How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Finance Jokes More Finance Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!