A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
She went to the battered women's shelter
Would you like fries with that?"
Quackbooks!
with finances.
