How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

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What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "