What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.