What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."