What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."