How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss