How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss