How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."