What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."