What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.