What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."