What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.