Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.