Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit