Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.