Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.