Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.