Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.