Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!