Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips