Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.