How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.