He buys a new house.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Because he blue cheese...
To buy some quack croakaine!
De Beers
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Because 7 8 10.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
None. They just move out of the house.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"