How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"