How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.