How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.