He buys a new house.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Because they're like Iraq.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
What are your Hemsworth?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"