How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.