What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.