Because 7 8 10.
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Because he left the Windows open.
Your products are fruity.
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
Littering.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
He buys a new house.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
The Space Bar
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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His hardware was Microsoft
Microsoft.
A. He uses "windows".
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
With their bills!
Bill-tup area !
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
They both hang out at the Space Bar.
About 6 million.
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a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Facebook?
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Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
