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Because he left the Windows open.
Your products are fruity.
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
Littering.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
He buys a new house.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
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A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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His hardware was Microsoft
Microsoft.
A. He uses "windows".
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Facebook?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Use tomato paste.
Beep repaired...
The balls are just for decoration.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
In a honey box.
Teach me.
They don't have a pilots license.
It's scales !
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
