Because 7 8 10.
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Because he left the Windows open.
Your products are fruity.
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
Littering.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
He buys a new house.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
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A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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His hardware was Microsoft
Microsoft.
A. He uses "windows".
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 8 9
You would too if you were a ginger
Because it's Homo.
A: You should bill Gates.
No, a fence.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Kick her out of bed
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
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He turns off his xbox.
She didn't believe in prophets.
In a joint account
