What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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