What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.