What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy