What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy