she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
abDUCT tape
Cirque d'Olay
None if nobody's looking.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A curry-ous guy
I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes
I forgot to wet the soap.
When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Newborn girls.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
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