What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong