Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!