Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.