Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.