Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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How do introverts feel within society?

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.