Society Jokes

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

A: Society.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How do introverts feel within society?

removed

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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A Yutopia

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.