Secret Society Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Coffee Mug

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.