What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

A: Society.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen