What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

How do introverts feel within society?

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Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!