Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.