Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.