Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

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Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.