What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.