White children get immense joy after tearing one open
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
Shot a black man.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
That I will open the door
Because two Wongs don't make a white.