What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open