What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open