What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open