What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open