What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.