What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!