How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.