How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.