Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!