Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.