Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Nun chucks.

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You did that on porpoise

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The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Gopher gold.

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Look a bit to the right.

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One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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LeBronze James

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The 2016 Olympics.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!