What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !