What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.