What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.