What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!