What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.