What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich