Nun chucks.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
To make them happy before they die.
With a Pb & J sandwich
Gluten
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Poison by Christian Dior !
It was I, **RIO**!!!
One's inbred, the others in bread
She thought it was diet coke.
Diet coke has better advertising.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Comatoast
A pedometer
12 inches
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
A broomerang!
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Because NE-coli.
Finding a plane in your field.
Your parents would know!
