Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry