Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.