Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.