How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten