How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Who was saved?

The Russian people

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.