How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Who gets saved?

America

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.