How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!