How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.