Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Nunchuck Jokes More Nunchuck Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.