Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.