Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.