How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.