How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.