How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.