What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"