Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing