Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.