Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Whats a printer's favorite sandwich?

A paper jam sandwhich

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.