Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home