What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's