What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's