What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's