What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's