Santa Clause Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.