What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause