What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.