Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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It was a Freudian slip

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Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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A start.

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None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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They could not do it, they are all autistic.

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A Mexican.

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They wash themselves.

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Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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follow the Fresh Prints!

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Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Give us back our land!"

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do you call a mexican hitchhiker?

El Paso

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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Hitboxing!

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)