What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.