What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it