What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.