What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.