What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it