What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff?

A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.