What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.