Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
She's almost as smart as a man.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He was suicidal.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
Boograr
