100 Leg Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.