What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!