What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !