What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !