What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !