What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Previous Random Joke Next
3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

100 Leg Jokes More 100 Leg Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!