What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !