A centipede on meth.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
An elephant with spare parts !el
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
He was out of meth.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
A centipede with a wooden leg!
Not enough leg room!
