What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.