What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.