What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.