What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.