What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.