What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.