What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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I ain't Willie Nelson."

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She's almost as smart as a man.

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I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.