What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.