What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper