What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare