What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..