Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well