L. Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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