Because there's no L.
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When there is no "L" ("Noel")
There is noel
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
His toga size went from L to XL.
No L
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
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Because we gave them that L in 1776.
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Koala Lumpur.
Alpaca ya bags.
Sure, Bert!
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Cloning.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Because he can't "C"
Noe(L)...no "L"